Îmi pare rău, dar o să mor

Am primit cea mai genială scrisoare de ameninţare pe care am citit-o vreodată. Ştiţi voi celebrele „scrisori nigeriene”, în care eşti anunţat că ai moştenit milioane de euro, dar trebuie să trimiţi vreo 2.000 de euro avans ca să îţi transfere banii?

Antreprenorii internetului au găsit însă o modalitate mult mai haioasă de a scoate bani de la fraieri. Permiteţi-mi să vă ofer textul unui email pe care l-am primit, cu subiectul „حياة أو موت” (adică „Viaţă sau moarte”). E lung, dar merită fiecare bucăţică de engrish din el. În final mă avertizează să nu mă duc la poliţie. Da’ n-o zis să nu o dau pe blog, clar!

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Attn, I am very sorry for you, it is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don’t comply. I am a Lone Wolf
Operator, As you can see we are the members of the Deadly Networks in the world, which is responsible for the bombing of twin
[ISO-8859-1?]tower’s in America on Sept. 11th and the bombing of London transport services on July 7th (Al-Qaeda Networks Worldwide), I don’t have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone whom you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and this person have spent a lot of money in this venture, This person came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary information’s we needed about you.

So I sent my boys to track you down. This includes bugging of your phones with satellite tracking devices and they have carried out the
necessary investigations we needed for the operation on you, and if you doubt this information, i am going to give you all the necessary
information about you back to you in your next reply so that you can believe me, and my boys are really on you but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is important to you and the one of your family. I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn’t tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am  writing you this mail my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? Since all program has be made and draw to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your Life, $12,000 is all you need to spend in this process you will first of all Pay $5,000 and then I will send a tape to you which I recorded in every discussion I had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the Tape, you will pay the remaining balance of $7,000.

We Just need your money to sacrifice MORE to SUPREME and save a Life like yours. We Sacrifice for Life and Save for SUPREME.

If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW, REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANTS YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING
FUNNY ABOUT YOUR TELLING THE SECURITY ABOUT IT BECAUSE A GOOD LOOK IS AT YOU AT THE MOMENT. DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF ALL DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

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3 comentarii la “Îmi pare rău, dar o să mor”

  1. ma, io ii raspundeam asa (ceva de genu’):

    „cois, mersi mult, esti cumsecade. zi-mi un cont unde sa-ti pun banii si maine ti-i depun.

    auzi, da’ daca tot ne intelegem asa bine… spune-mi, cine-a fost ? David, asa-i ? mazafacaru’. Cat ma costa sa-l rezolvi pe el ?

    Hai, te pup”

    da ma, io asa ii raspundeam

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